hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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