I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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