oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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