We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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