he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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