Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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