i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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