maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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