no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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