I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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