Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize