So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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