you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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