And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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