after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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