I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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