He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics â¤ï¸
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