Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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