she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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