Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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