Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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