Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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