when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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