We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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