Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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