What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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