I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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