I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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