He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Just high enough for therapy.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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