sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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