you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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