I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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