Whod you bang
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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