I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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