i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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