never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
sex on a bike is impossible
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