24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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