hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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