How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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