69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i think we sleep fucked last night...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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