after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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