This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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