bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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