Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Actions speak louder than pants.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
