hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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