im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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