I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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