Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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