so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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