It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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