Where is the hickey?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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