the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Thank you for not boning my boss.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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